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Who am I? Or, more correctly from the perspective of you, the postulator, Who are you? Let us jointly ponder the profound wisdom of Dr. Ricken Hale, PhD:

As such, let’s break down the lingustic term “YOU” in Dr. Hawking’s preferred language: Mathematics. At its core, the word “YOU” is made up of 3 letters: Y, O, and U. I have no doubt my more astute readers have already noticed that the English pronunciation of the letter “U” (yoo) corresponds exactly to the original word: “You.” What a funny and mad language we speak, in which “U” is part of “You,” and yet also its own whole. Please take note of this fact, as it will be important in the following paragraph.

So let us remove “U” from “You,” and see what happens. If we remove the letter, we are left with “Yo,” a common greeting I myself sometimes employ after a glass or two of wine!

But switch the “Y” to an “I” (the two are interchangeable in linguistic circles) and you get “Io.” Well, this is nonsense, yes?? It sounds like end of a children’s song about a farm! I suppose you may as well return this book for a refund, as the experiment is clearly moot! Except; it is not.

One of the most bizarre and fascinating things I learned about Italy during my time there was that they have not one, but two words for “Me.” The first is “Me,” which is identical to the english [sic] translation. The second, puzzlingly, is used when the speaker is referring to himself as the subject of the sentence: Io.

Consider for a moment–and please, don’t forget to breathe–that according to Dr. Hawking’s own laws of mathematical trueness, removing “U” from “You” creates “Io,” which is translates to–“Me.” Or, for the layman, “You” minus “You” is “Me.”

Gramercy to Dr. Ricken Hale, PhD, for helping us understand that You are Me, and Me is You. With profound sanguinity, we hope you are contented in this knowledge about us.